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Devin Nunes: People 'Fear The Straw Police' And The 'Socialist' Campaign Against Littering

Rep. Devin Nunes (R-CA) worried over the weekend that "the straw police" might punish him if he defies the understood social custom of using a single drinking straw per meal.
Devin Nunes: People 'Fear The Straw Police' And The 'Socialist' Campaign Against Littering

Rep. Devin Nunes (R-CA) worried over the weekend that "the straw police" might punish him if he defies the understood social custom of using a single drinking straw per meal.

In a tweet posted on Saturday, Nunes seemed downright paranoid that he could have his right to a straw infringed upon.

"At restaurant tonight waitress asks if we want straws," he wrote. "Says she has to ask now in fear of 'THE STRAW POLICE'. Welcome to Socialism in California!"

At restaurant tonight waitress asks if we want straws. Says she has to ask now in fear of “THE STRAW POLICE”. Welcome to Socialism in California!

— Devin Nunes (@DevinNunes)

Notwithstanding that there does not appear to be a single Republican politician who could provide an accurate definition of "socialism", California is implemented a "straw ban", requiring restaurants to provide either paper straws or wait to for a request from a customer for a plastic straw.

Though California is the first to enact a statewide law restricting the use of plastic straws, (and other plastic utensils) back in July. (The city of San Francisco previously passed a law of its own ; it’s due to take effect in July 2019.) Meanwhile across the pond, UK Prime Minister Theresa May by the end of the year.

According to environmental group EcoCycle, (though the accuracy of this figure has been ), and straws were the picked up on beaches worldwide by volunteer cleanup crews associated with the marine conservation group Ocean Conservancy.

While the negative environmental impact of America’s fervent plastic straw use cannot be discounted, banning straws isn’t without consequence: Some people with disabilities for safe drinking. Meanwhile, others are , which may seemingly soon become as common as reusable water bottles and travel coffee mugs.

If you’re a woman thinking you aren’t smart enough to be in Congress this tweet should clear that up!


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— Zerlina Maxwell (@ZerlinaMaxwell)

The big news here is that Devin Nunes was actually in his “home” state for long enough to eat a meal.

— BrandValue$4B (@LizMair)

This tweet is a perfect window into the broken GOP mindset. Destroying the environment to own the libs.

— Peter Daou (@peterdaou)

Straw Police: Do you want a straw?
Real Police: I remember this one time I black man’s straw was actually a gun and so I shot him 18 times. I was suspended 2 whole weeks for that.
Straw Police: Okay, no straws for you.
Real Police: Socialist

— Elie Mystal (@ElieNYC)

Farmers in your district, including you, have received $459,790,000 in federal farm subsidies since 1975. But do tell me how keeping plastic out of the waste stream is socialism.

— Doug (@dougthinks)

So you have to ask for a straw. You prefer to just be given free stuff like straws? Isn't that what you think socialism is? Or maybe you'd like a form of fascism where it is compulsory for everyone to have to purchase straws from the Trump Straw Co.

— Facts Do Matter (@WilDonnelly)

Good thing you have proven that you don't need a straw to suck up.

— Jeremy Newberger (@jeremynewberger)

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